World Series of Beer Pong?

Yeah, there is. And you can even buy an official table that folds up into a briefcase for an easy $120.

There's a $50,000 grand prize for the WSOBP. I'm thinking I should quit my day job. Well, wait a minute. In any case, I would have to say that Beer Pong was my second major in college. It would only make sense that this is my life calling.

And they're sponsored by PBR. Jah bless America!

Check the offical site here.

Stereotyperider...maybe not so dead.

Well, Stereotyperider just posted an announcement stating that they will be playing in Denver on June 19th. I like to think that maybe my epitaph had something to do with this resurrection. No mention of a venue, but I'll make sure they play in my backyard if it comes down to it.

You other sponges don't want none!

Spongebob, Sir-Mix-A-lot, and the King have teamed for notably their best commercial appearance. Though parents everywhere are writing Nick to take it off the air. Check out the entire video below.

Stereotyperider Dies at Age 9

God damn't. What pisses me off most is that we missed their last scheduled show in Denver. But it would be more correct if I said 'they' missed their last show in Denver. It always seems that travels incur accidents, it just happened to be the trailer that time. Their last show will be at The Launchpad in Albuquerque on Saturday the 25th with some guys filling in. At this point, the only thing to look forward to is new projects. I can only hope their transitions will be as good as the one from Mandingo to Stereotyperider. You can read their last blog here.

Happy 420 - Civic Center Park Denver

4:19pm

4:20pm

I talked to a friend that arrived right after and he said you could see a cloud from two blocks away. Hell yeah Colorado.

The Titan Courageous is Back

The Titan Courageous just regrouped. They're playing at the Bluebird Thursday at 8:00pm. I will try to be there, if my finances agree. They're on the space if you guys want to hear their sound...kinda floyd and volta ish, but the lead singer has a sound of his own. This guy practices his voice as he mops floors and scrubs toilets, and I have a lot of respect for that.

My grandmother thinks they rock and I agree.

yo. watch your kidney grow.

i biked 8.4 miles this morning. give or take. 705 south lincoln to 18th and gaylord. 25 blocks north and 15 blocks east. give or take. i wear regular clothes when i bike ride. but. special clothes for other things. snowboarding. swimming. tennis. church. and shit like that. but. i feel like i don't fit in with most other bike riders i see. this morning i overdressed. jeans, t-shirt, a short sleeve button up, and loafers. anyways. i worked up a healthy sweat. if i wore a helmet. i would feel more legit.
naked bike riding. i would never want to see myself actually doing this. the thought alone conjures a perverse image. but. i imagine the experience would be liberating. possibly exhilerating. dangling like a bike lock in the wind. of course you would run into problems. like. vinyl seats slippery with ass sweat. and, you would have to wear shoes. but. that's against the rules of nakedness. flip-flops and boxers. that's probably as far as i will ever come. i can't imgaine a scenario where i would have to bike ride naked. getting out of the shower and realizing that a tornado is heading straight for me and if i don't get on my bike and ride immediately, i might be swept up in it's torrent? hmmm. plausible? yes. doubtful. perhaps.

Congrats, J & C

Webster's Dictionary defines 'wedding' as 'the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.' Well you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals.

In the beginning...

As one of the creators of The Profound Whatever, I figured I would explain in the first post what I intend this blog to be all about. This is a blog for my friends, people who I know and have yet to meet. This will serve as a source to share anything and everything. If it's not appropriate for you to share elsewhere, then this is where you'll tell people about it. The possibilities will be endless. The content will reflect all of those who contribute. There will be no censoring. Which lends me to think that there will be some pretty fucked up things on here...and hopefully some fucking hilarious things as well. And while this what I intend, it is all subject to change.

“What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.”
~ Albert Einstien ~