i biked 8.4 miles this morning. give or take. 705 south lincoln to 18th and gaylord. 25 blocks north and 15 blocks east. give or take. i wear regular clothes when i bike ride. but. special clothes for other things. snowboarding. swimming. tennis. church. and shit like that. but. i feel like i don't fit in with most other bike riders i see. this morning i overdressed. jeans, t-shirt, a short sleeve button up, and loafers. anyways. i worked up a healthy sweat. if i wore a helmet. i would feel more legit.
naked bike riding. i would never want to see myself actually doing this. the thought alone conjures a perverse image. but. i imagine the experience would be liberating. possibly exhilerating. dangling like a bike lock in the wind. of course you would run into problems. like. vinyl seats slippery with ass sweat. and, you would have to wear shoes. but. that's against the rules of nakedness. flip-flops and boxers. that's probably as far as i will ever come. i can't imgaine a scenario where i would have to bike ride naked. getting out of the shower and realizing that a tornado is heading straight for me and if i don't get on my bike and ride immediately, i might be swept up in it's torrent? hmmm. plausible? yes. doubtful. perhaps.
naked bike riding. i would never want to see myself actually doing this. the thought alone conjures a perverse image. but. i imagine the experience would be liberating. possibly exhilerating. dangling like a bike lock in the wind. of course you would run into problems. like. vinyl seats slippery with ass sweat. and, you would have to wear shoes. but. that's against the rules of nakedness. flip-flops and boxers. that's probably as far as i will ever come. i can't imgaine a scenario where i would have to bike ride naked. getting out of the shower and realizing that a tornado is heading straight for me and if i don't get on my bike and ride immediately, i might be swept up in it's torrent? hmmm. plausible? yes. doubtful. perhaps.
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